The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
By (author) Robert Sears
All I ask is fairnessPeople are constantly attacking my hairI think it’s very unfairObama said he never met his uncle OscarCan you imagine if I made that statement?It would be the electric chairWhat if there’s another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald’s words for signs of poetry.What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President Elect’s tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering, them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.This collection will give readers a glimpse of the Trump’s innermost thoughts and feelings, on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Halle Berry – and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise both students and critics alike.
Rob Sears is a copywriter at McCann Erickson advertising agency, has written comedy and fiction for McSweeney’s and (with his brother Tom) wrote a sitcom for Audible starring Kevin Eldon, Felicity Montagu and Mitch Benn. He lives in Finsbury Park with his wife.