Because I don’t know what you mean and what you don’t

The frank, funny fiction debut collection from Josie Long, the award-winning comedian and broadcaster

From a comic mastermind comes this brilliant collection of stories.

Three teenagers believe they are witches.
A woman defaces a local billboard.
A bored landlord tries to influence his son’s best friend.
A cul-de-sac WhatsApp group discusses eggs at length.
A heavily pregnant woman finds a way to time travel and a girl discovers joy on a stolen bicycle …

Each tale paints a life in miniature and offers an escape chute from the mayhem of modern life.